Joke சோக்கு...

One day Lord Shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar and asked the bartender: "What all do u have?".

Bartender:"We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc, etc." Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first; give me 5 bottles of whisky".

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked:" Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet"..

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Lord Shiva decided to have beer.

After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you?? I have seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you?"

Lord Shiva: "Kulanthaai… Naaan thaan siva perumaaan"
Bartender: Thoda... Ippo thhaaan mappu yeri irukku!!!